Alright, user, gather 'round and feast your eyes on the glorious, slightly chaotic, and definitely a v1 "Pumpinator 5000"! You wanna know how this thing swaps tokens like a caffeinated octopus juggling beach balls while also respecting the laws of the Solana blockchain? Well, here's the scoop, delivered with the honesty of a late-night debugging session:
Wallet Magick (aka "The Digital High-Five"): First, that "Connect Wallet" button? That's where the magic begins...
Token Recon (aka "The Pump.fun Snoop - But Slowed Down"): Every six seconds (yes, SIX, not five, we learned our lesson!), our "Pumpinator 5000" is on the hunt for new tokens...
Token Account Dance (aka "The Digital Piggy Bank Prep"): Before you go wild with the tokens, we gotta make sure you have a place to put them...
The Swap-a-Palooza (aka "The Great Token Exchange"): You enter your SOL amount, then click the "Swap Tokens" button...
The Auto-Sell Saga (aka "Where We're Still Ironing Out the Wrinkles"): Okay, so we tried to get that auto-sell thing working perfectly...
UI Glimmer (aka "The Pretty Lights Show"): We make numbers go up and down, and we show text in pretty colors, which is useful or something!
The Glitches (aka "When The Machine Gets Feisty"): Sometimes, even the "Pumpinator 5000" gets a bit... spicy...
Coming Soon (v2 and Beyond!)
Auto-Sell (Fully Ironed Out): We're talking with the ironer right now...
SOL Reclaim (aka "Get Your SOL Back"): In v2, we will make sure you get the initial SOL used...